My big news is that residency is officially over. Hoo. Ray. What I didn’t realize is that the end of residency created a lot of angst and stress, which I relieved by knitting up a storm. I saw a t-shirt on Facebook that said “I knit so I don’t kill people.” I’m sure my knitting pals have already seen something similar, but boy did it ever ring true in the last month. It’s hard, in a Stockholm Syndrome kind of way, to leave behind the place you’ve spent thousands of hours working your butt off in, and it’s hard in a healthier way to leave behind the people you forge relationships with while (forgive me a little drama here) saving children’s lives.
That’s not the story of this entry, though. This is about the fabulous products I created while ignoring things like my licensure paperwork going bonkers, my family and friends being sad and hurt that I’m leaving Chicago, and my own sadness at closing this chapter in my life.
First up: I finished Theo’s starfish sweater! I really love how it turned out. Once again, letting the child pick out his own colors resulted in a bright, fun combo that looks really nice. You’d think I steered him toward colors that go nicely, but I really didn’t have to.

Out of focus as usual, but the kid moves fast
The other problem is that the neckband is a little tight on his big old noggin, so I’ll probably have to rework it a little when cool weather rolls around again. Likely I’ll do a little creative snipping and stitching to make room. He got the Sheldon head.

Better focus, and better detail of the starfish
So sweet! He loves it, though the trauma of being stuck in it while I wrassled it off his cranium stuck with him for a bit. I’m not even adjusting until we know the mythic proportions that melon will reach. There’s just no point.
My other FO (that’s knitting talk for “finished object.” I’m getting down with my bad, needle-wielding self now) was finally finishing Max’s other sock.

Max feet, now with new socks!
I’m not totally thrilled with the result of these socks, but I learned a few things along the way.
1) My kids have weird feet. I actually already knew this, but making socks for Max reinforced it. They both have very tall insteps, which makes it hard to gauge where to start the gussets. Close examination will show that these socks are two different lengths from toe to heel, neither of which really fit well.
2) All kids have scrawny ankles. This makes keeping a sock on the foot rather difficult. Max can jump right out of these socks if he doesn’t have shoes on.
3) Knitting socks for kids just isn’t worth it. It seemed like a nice way to use up scrap sock yarn, but the time involved is more than I care to spend on someone who’s outgrown one sock before I can finish the second one. I’ll make socks for grown-ups, which is a little simpler and more rewarding.
Don’t be sad for me, Brainphreak fans. You live and learn, and you cast on something else. I’m currently working on a very cute bag from the Sweatshop of Love’s summer patterns eBook. Please consider spending a few dollars on this book or any of the patterns now available individually on the website. It’s a mighty cool book, and I’m proud of Allyson for putting together such a badass production!