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Make N’ Tell Day 11: I’m still here!

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

I did make something yesterday.  I managed to get 6.5 quarts of delicious tomato sauce canned before heading out to the Lyric Opera free concert in Millenium Park.  This time around, as opposed to last year, I left out the crushed red pepper, because I just found it too spicy to be a versatile sauce for pasta and pizza last time.  I also almost doubled the roasting time in the oven from 10 hours to 18, resulting in a much thicker, saucier sauce.  So I managed to get all this done and race out the door with picnic stuff, kids, and gifts in tow for my sister’s b-day celebration at the park.  Not too shabby.  I figured I’d take a cute photo of my sauce jars in the moonlight after I came home, since they’d be cooled off.  Didn’t happen, but there’s a good reason.

In the Millenium Park garage, a kindly security guard who presumably had nothing better to do noticed us hauling kids, diaper bag, tote bags, etc., through the garage and offered us a ride to the door.  We accepted, but while I was still loading Max and my paraphernalia into the back seat, she took off, leaving a throbbing tire tread on my right foot!  I’m sorry to report that I screeched like a girl, but it got her to stop.  Fortunately, my flat canvas shoes had enough give that my foot smooshed out all flat and suffered no serious damage or breakage.  We hustled up to the park where I grabbed an ice pack out of the cooler and let the foot chill while I self-medicated with naproxen and chardonnay. 

Excuses, excuses, I know, but by the time we got home, I was exhausted and stumbled to bed rather than take my moonlit sauce photo.  Consider the creative idea effectively born, but tragically neglected.  I’m doing surprisingly ok today.  Just a little smarting on the top of my foot and a dull ache in my big toe.  Soon it will just be another weird anecdote in my extensive collection.

Make N’ Tell Day 9: The best laid plans…

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

I was just going to knock out a cute little necklace today, since I’m pretty tired and burnt out.  Nothing serious, just post-post-post call hangover from the weekend, hot and muggy house, and I’m on my own with the babies tonight.  I gave myself free rein to work on whichever project made me feel inspired, and this one called to me.  My sister gave me a necklace for Mother’s Day that was pretty cute, but needed a little less symmetry to give it some oomph.  Likewise, Beth gave me a charm necklace for my birthday that I like, but the dog tag chain wouldn’t really go with anything I wear.  Sorry for the less-than-ideal photo of the two originals, but here they are:

The Raw Materials

The Raw Materials

So I added a few glass pearls I had from a necklace I made a while back and some silver seed beads, stole Cassandra’s idea (Thanks, Cassandra!) of putting a charm next to the clasp, and wound up with a very elegant and reversible (!) choker.

In fact, it’s actually doubly reversible, because the charm Beth gave me is two-sided.

By now, the astute reader has noticed the orange “beads” that look a little unusual.  Yeah, about that….  Turns out I don’t have much in the way of findings, e.g., crimp rings to attach the necklace to its clasp.  Whoops.  So those would be slices of past-their-prime carrots that I used to hold my masterpiece together until I can get to Michael’s.  Jeez.  Other than that, I’m quite happy with the result.  And I suppose I could give myself double creativity points for inventive use of carrots.

Make N’ Tell Day 4: Almost Thwarted, But No!

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

So my initial plan for Day 4 was to update my resume.  I figured it requires some creative input, and I REALLY need to get it done.  I was going to get out of work an hour or so before the babysitter got here, get a draft knocked out, bing, bam, boom.  Alas, it was not to be.  My tiniest friend, Lucy, age 5 weeks, got admitted to my hospital yesterday for fever rule out sepsis.  This is a very scripted admit for us pediatric types and very much business as usual, but for her parents, not so much.  I ended up hanging out to grease the wheels of her admit, help with her spinal tap, and talk to her parents about what was going on.

Next plan: I’ll just knit in the car and/or at the baseball game.  Dan requested that I not (more…)

Dan’s wacky fish adventure

Friday, August 17th, 2007

I want to preface this story with the vital piece of information that Dan read about Aldi grocery stores on the internet. Growing up, these were the most ghetto grocery stores, but he really wanted to check it out. It smells in there. It smelled back in the day, and it still smells. I gave it a shot for his edification, but I’m not going back.

Anyhoo, we were enjoying a very delicious dinner of Aldi frozen salmon, cooked with fresh herbs and lemon, broccoli and pattypan squash from the farmer’s market in sage butter, and something else that was very very good (this was a couple of weeks ago now). After dinner, Dan started hacking and coughing, making that sound like “kack” that never bodes well. I asked him if he had a hairball. He said, “I think I have a sage-ball. There’s something caught in the back of my throat.” We watched a movie, Dan kacking away the whole time. I feared that he would be emotionally scarred by the experience and never let me cook with sage again.

Bedtime rolled around, and Dan shut himself in the master bath, seemingly to have some privacy while he dealt with his pharynx. After much kacking and no small amount of gagging, a muffled voice came from behind the door, “It’s a fishbone.”

“WHAT?”

He came out and described for me his experience of having tweezed out, with thumb and forefinger, a two inch fishbone which he discovered bobbing at the back of his throat when he looked in the mirror. My response to this was twofold:
1) This is why it’s important to chew your food
2) We’re not going back to Aldi